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The Hobbit Trailer exists, Festivus is tomorrow, new Doctor Who this weekend. It’s Christmas, almost my birthday. And in 17 days all will be well. 
While I was gone(and I assure you i’m not back) I joined the peace corps but got kicked out for lining my toms with razor blades and camel jerky. If there is a tv show i’m watching and they do a 50’s/40’s themed episode I change that mess. There was a lady at the post office today with a little dog that had reindeer horns on and I hope when he’s alone with his owners they demand he takes those horns off and he just barks in their general direction(scientific fact, dogs don’t know what they are doing) I shan’t!! It’s Christmas!! but that doesn’t happen, and I have to accept that. Let me tell you a secret, don’t come running up shouting your X-mas -vs- Christmas hubbajubba to me, you can call it Beethoven’s dingle berry day for all I care. You just do what you gotta do and leave me and my kin folk alone. I’ve been chewing gum lately, the city has an influence on me. I’ve taken to drawing calendars on anything that will sit still long enough for my shakey pen to make a line or two. That’s all, a lot more and you should expect a lot less. 

That happiness is mine..
That happiness is mine..

The Hobbit Trailer exists, Festivus is tomorrow, new Doctor Who this weekend. It’s Christmas, almost my birthday. And in 17 days all will be well. 

While I was gone(and I assure you i’m not back) I joined the peace corps but got kicked out for lining my toms with razor blades and camel jerky. If there is a tv show i’m watching and they do a 50’s/40’s themed episode I change that mess. There was a lady at the post office today with a little dog that had reindeer horns on and I hope when he’s alone with his owners they demand he takes those horns off and he just barks in their general direction(scientific fact, dogs don’t know what they are doing) I shan’t!! It’s Christmas!! but that doesn’t happen, and I have to accept that. Let me tell you a secret, don’t come running up shouting your X-mas -vs- Christmas hubbajubba to me, you can call it Beethoven’s dingle berry day for all I care. You just do what you gotta do and leave me and my kin folk alone. I’ve been chewing gum lately, the city has an influence on me. I’ve taken to drawing calendars on anything that will sit still long enough for my shakey pen to make a line or two. That’s all, a lot more and you should expect a lot less. 

That happiness is mine..

That happiness is mine..

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  1. keepitcreepy reblogged this from beanbagsaregreat and added:
    tomorrow is my birthday and festivus. (beanbagsaregreat your tid bits were great but i had to have ya photo, here)
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